This is it I swear. Yes Im gonna do it this time and its gonna be great. Everyone will be sooo proud. I'll win awards and get a knighthood, can girls get a knighthood? Well what ever, this is it. You want to know what it is? Well here it is.......
I'm gonna quit smoking!!!
What no fan fare? No cheers from the masses? Ah well, Im gonna try my god damn best, to do it. The gum has been opened, and chewed. The will power has been turned up to the maximun will power level. And I feel.....I feel..... Ah shit I feel like a fag would go really well right now. No.....must.....resist......temptation......so yeah I have lit up, well Gordon BrowN doesn't want us to waste to waste food anymore, ciggeretts are the same, and I do have like ten left. Tomorro, yeah tomorro will be the day.
Will it kill me if I chew and smoke at the same time? Whoa massive nicotine rush!! Whoooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Stay tuned to find out if I really do quit, will it drive me mad, noone knows. Well apart from other people who have quit before, any tips would be welcome.
Ta Muchly
MarkJT

You can do it!
I did! All it took was a heart attack!